Despite pressure from the LGBT Chilcot Inquiry refuses to come out.

Despite many attempts by both the media, pressure groups and the LGBT the Chilcot Inquiry still refuses to be “out” in the public domain.
In a statement it was remarked, “I will never be publicly “out”. “The relevance of whether I come out or not isn’t really in the public interest.” “If I do choose to come out you can guarantee blame will spread wider than Tony Blairs inner circle.”
The final remark is thought to be innuendos.
When Tony Blair himself was approached in regard to Chilcot coming out he remarked, “I don’t think people are really that interested. Chilcot is an open secret anyway. Can’t we just leave it at that and let sleeping piles of bodies lie. And when I say lie I’m obviously telling the truth. I can only go one way. I’ve not got a reverse gear…matron.”
Again the final sentence is thought to be innuendos (It’s still quite popular in gay culture. See Graham Norton)
It has been rumoured that over the years Chilcot has been in an occasional acquaintance of Cliff Richard, another suspected inspector of closet interiors. When questioned on this Chilcot remarked, “Look I find the question is Cliff Richard gay to be highly disrespectful. The question should be…Is SIR Cliff Richard gay.”
In a final statement Chilcot remarked, “Until we have received and evaluated responses from all those who have been given the opportunity to respond I cannot give an accurate estimate for how long it will then take to complete our work but it is still clear that will take some further months I therefore see no realistic prospect of delivering our report to you before the end of this year”
It’s not certain if this final statement is innuendos, a euphemism or just yet another obvious delaying tactic to stop the facts ever being in the public domain.
The Chilcot inquiry shall be appearing in Panto at Sunderland Gaiety Theatre this December as Widow Twankey

Author: Dissent

the meanderings of comedian John Scott

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