1: We never use images of busty women as click bait.
2: We never use stolen images or crib stuff from Tumblr or Twitter.
3: Articles about cats and dogs are not appreciated.
4: Your memories of the 80s mean nothing to us.
5: We never delete posts that criticise our advertisers.
6: All of our articles on weight loss actually work
7: Same goes for hair loss.
8: We never knowingly post hoaxes and if we do they are taken down immediately.
9: We are never guilty of exactly the same type of dodgy ethics we often pompously draw your attention to.
10: Pop culture related lists are not out modus operandi. We merely publish them to sooth all of our moronic followers.
10.5: We always do lists that are rounded up or down to the nearest factor of ten.