So you’re a Conservative Christian
Gods Heaven is your future
To me you’re just a paradox
Like some vegetarian butcher
Did Jesus cure the cripple
With almighty power of kirk
Just to sanction all his benefits
‘Cos now he’s fit for work
2000 disability deaths
Of the lame you are a hater
I don’t think “blessed are the money lenders”
Were the words of our creator
So you’re a Conservative Christian
Because you go to church
Yet immigrants from holy lands
You’d like to give the birch
I don’t think Jeesy Peeps ethnicity
Sits well with Nigel Farage
Does this mean that you proclaim
“I’m a car” when standing in a garage
So you’re a Conservative Christian
Your Pro Life stance is nonsense
The stuff of fluff and gloss
For once we’re born into this world
You couldn’t give a toss
So on you go you hypocrite
Ring loud the old church bell
If your imaginary friend goes by his book
Well see you all in hell.
