The Dissenting comedian…

I am descending
To do some dissenting
Newcastle Stand
Is the room I am renting.
5 star reviewed
Jokes outa the hood
No lazy observations
An attack on the nation
The audience get on their feet
Standing ovation.

Undermining elites
Talkin shit from the streets
Comedy that blows the doors
Offa those mocking the week

Will never be asked to Apollo stage
To much truth in the jokes that I rage.
Be there tonight.
Join in the fight
Errr…something,something, something
Jack Whitehall is shite.